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spurgeonryan said:
SxyxS said:

no -it won't .This would end the game instantly as jesus can't walk on wine.

The other problem: italian would drink all the wine,the sea would dissappear=drought.many people will die.

 

maybe this jesus thing is too big to handle for me:i'm gonna do some research of the baptist named john.this guy was able to dip a guy into h2o who could walk on water.

The real reason for Global Warming. Jesus.

First it was the Titanic, now it's Global Warming... what are we going to do with these Catholics?



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There was nothing magical about Jesus and Jesus had no power, everything he did was done through faith in the Father, aka God, working through him. And he's hardly the only one who performed miracles. The disciplines cured people and raised the dead as well (but didn't make any free wine, fish or bread that we know of). Again not by any power of their own, they were ordinary people.

Therefore cloning Jesus would prove nothing except He was a son of Man which we know. And if he performed some 'miracles' people nowadays would just look for some scientific explanation for how he did it, or just lump it in with all the other 'unexplained' stuff that happens like faith healings that still happen today.



 

happydolphin said:
spurgeonryan said:
SxyxS said:

no -it won't .This would end the game instantly as jesus can't walk on wine.

The other problem: italian would drink all the wine,the sea would dissappear=drought.many people will die.

 

maybe this jesus thing is too big to handle for me:i'm gonna do some research of the baptist named john.this guy was able to dip a guy into h2o who could walk on water.

The real reason for Global Warming. Jesus.

First it was the Titanic, now it's Global Warming... what are we going to do with these Catholics?

Wait-he was also responsible for the titanic?man-this guy is almost as evill as mohammed was.

but now it all make sense:you have to pay a church tax,you leave church(because of the titanic)tthan you have to pay a global warming tax(though i'm pretty sure only an italian jesus could have caused a drought/maybe a french.



well,they always blame the jews and jesus was

but wait,was he really a jew? or was he right from the beginning a christian as he was christ from birth and sent(himself?)to bring a new religion AND fullfill jewish prophecy as messiah.
Have jews killed one of them or have they killed the first christian??or haven't they killed him?!
According to the muslims he wasn't killed.
So much trouble with a guy who could turn coke into pepsi.
well i don't know -religion is so complicated and it is too long ago i've been watching life of brian to remember all facts.
The only thing i really know is that he had some serious trouble with an angler at the sea genezareth-i'll try to translate from the german version of the king james comic bible.

"I don't care who your daddy is you damned hippie,but as long as i'm fishing you mustn't walk on the water"



If they cloned him they'd realise he was just an ordinary game like us, except he was a bit of a wack job with his stories.



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spurgeonryan said:
DerpSandwich said:
Finding his DNA and proving that he was real would prove nothing for Christians. Cloning him and finding him to be a normal man would prove nothing for atheists. Oh, what do you know, a worthless debate, same as usual.


Unless he truly was the son of God, then he would have something special about him wouldn't he? Especially if God likes to do many of his great things so that they can be explained scientifically. To be truly magical, wouldn't he have to have some sort of extra body part or have some sort of special brain function? Something would be special. If he truly was a god.

 

If not, then it would matter little to anyone, other than greatly disappoint Christians, break the Jewish and Islamic faith and change the world.


If you were a god that was bent on not allowing any evidence of your existence, don't you think it's reasonable to believe that you could leave behind a regular old body if you wanted to?  I mean, you control the rules of the universe and everything...



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If christianity is right, then it would not be Jesus, it would be a new person with Jesus' DNA, unless the cloning process drags down his soul from heaven and stuffs it inside the new body.

Regardless, in the real world, cloning anyone from that time would give us knowledge of how the people in that area looked, and confirm the theory that we are getting taller.



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spurgeonryan said:

Unless he truly was the son of God, then he would have something special about him wouldn't he? Especially if God likes to do many of his great things so that they can be explained scientifically. To be truly magical, wouldn't he have to have some sort of extra body part or have some sort of special brain function? Something would be special. If he truly was a god.

If not, then it would matter little to anyone, other than greatly disappoint Christians, break the Jewish and Islamic faith and change the world.

In islamic faith, Jesus wasn't god, just a regular human, just like Muhammed as well.

And who would even believe him? Everyone would only consider him to be Jesus if him confirmed almost exactly what they themselves believe. If Jesus gave a speech today, even most christians would strongly disagree, for in practice they only adhere to those of his teachings that they like and ignore the rest.

For example, I find it extremely funny that communism-hating USA is considered as being very christian. The most noteworthy part about Jesus followers, who became the first christians, was that they based their society on "communistic" principles like no personal property.