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Weedlab said:

I'm surprised nobody brought up stuff like playing with anal beads or ben wa balls, or even performing acts like 'dumping on her chest' aka the 'hot karl' or the 'Dirty Sanchez'. It seems like our significant others are quite tame. Either that or some of you are holding back on us.


i talked with a lot of women about their sexual prefrences. if you think dumping on her chest is womans wildest or weirdest fantasy then you are in for a BIG surprise lol. ohh and from what i seen, a huge number of women  have a  "raped  fantasy" but they dont really want to get raped? doesnt make sense, well we are talking about women. the girl would want a guy to basically do her hard and rough and play out as if it were "rape". a lot of women wont admit it but they have these fantasies, i know a lot who do, some even wouldnt admit it and i knew by them slipping it out by mistake. its not rape what they like about the idea, its the guy being in control. gosh man, i cant believe i have to teach you this! dont make me give you the talk!



Th3PANO said:
bananaking21 said:
Th3PANO said:
Deyon said:
Bananakings sex fantasy, is to have multiple black men spray their sperm on his face and then pee on him afterwards

He also likes to get his balls electrocuted while he's getting teabagged by a transvestite.

so bananaking is your wife? nice detail


im his mistress

i guess you are a beast in bed

http://www.lotsofjokes.com/arnolds_mistress-img-1188.jpg

how the fuck did you find my favorite picture of my self?!



bananaking21 said:
Th3PANO said:
bananaking21 said:
Th3PANO said:
Deyon said:
Bananakings sex fantasy, is to have multiple black men spray their sperm on his face and then pee on him afterwards

He also likes to get his balls electrocuted while he's getting teabagged by a transvestite.

so bananaking is your wife? nice detail


im his mistress

i guess you are a beast in bed

http://www.lotsofjokes.com/arnolds_mistress-img-1188.jpg

how the fuck did you find my favorite picture of my self?!

intuition, if i want to find attractive photos i will find them!



I am my wifes sexual fantasy, she really hit the jackpot there ;)



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bananaking21 said:
Weedlab said:

I'm surprised nobody brought up stuff like playing with anal beads or ben wa balls, or even performing acts like 'dumping on her chest' aka the 'hot karl' or the 'Dirty Sanchez'. It seems like our significant others are quite tame. Either that or some of you are holding back on us.


i talked with a lot of women about their sexual prefrences. if you think dumping on her chest is womans wildest or weirdest fantasy then you are in for a BIG surprise lol. ohh and from what i seen, a huge number of women  have a  "raped  fantasy" but they dont really want to get raped? doesnt make sense, well we are talking about women. the girl would want a guy to basically do her hard and rough and play out as if it were "rape". a lot of women wont admit it but they have these fantasies, i know a lot who do, some even wouldnt admit it and i knew by them slipping it out by mistake. its not rape what they like about the idea, its the guy being in control. gosh man, i cant believe i have to teach you this! dont make me give you the talk!

I’ve heard worse, especially from American and European girls. I blame Hollywood and German porn. I tell the ladies early, we can do almost anything, but if it involves the back door in any way, shape or form then forget it. That goes against my beliefs, so no Hot Karls.

 

As for the second part, it depends. What you described is the norm for us in my region, so women are used to that. It’s a major reason why many of them get disappointed with outside men sexually. Some of them lack that vigor or drive, and it is not the norm for them. My fiancée wants the works though - ripped clothes, heavy handling, etc. My girlfriend wanted similar stuff too. :/ I just don’t have the energy for that kind of stuff.

The American and Indian women I’ve dealt with are more in line with what you described, so to them I was ‘aggressive’ when I was actually normal. With that said, the extent of the ‘rape’ fantasy varies from culture to culture.

 



 

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haxxiy said: something that sounded painful and couldn't possibly have resulted in children.

Did it involve a cross bow?



Why are most of the threads on the front page in need of this?...



NintendoPie said:
Why are most of the threads on the front page in need of this?...


because you are on vgchartz. hasnt that always been the case?



Weedlab said:
Zkuq said:
I don't have a wife and as far as I'm concerned, never will. Marriage is an outdated tradition.

I do, however, have a girlfriend. She is quite fond of the idea of getting raped, although I doubt she could actually enjoy it in a real situation because I doubt the rapist would be at all attractive.

Did you perform the act? I have a similar situation with my lady. I explained why it would be a bad idea for her and eventually talked her out of it. There's no foreplay in rape, and I like my water works to run naturally, so applying Vaseline is not an option. Immediately she understood and renounced the idea. We did play Batman and Robin instead, however. :/ Her idea too ...

 

As far as I'm concerned, I can't perform the act. If it's me, she's willing and if not, there's a reason for that and in such case, I don't think raping her would do any good. As for anyone else doing it, in her fantasies the rapist has always been somewhat attractive and I don't really think that would be the case in real life. And then there's the no foreplay thing which ought to make things even worse. What's funny, though, is that when I asked her how she'd like if she was raped in the butt instead and explained to her that in such a situation, there would be no preparations, she still seemed curious/slightly positive about it. I'm sure I'll learn more about her thoughts about the whole thing in the future, we haven't been together for very long yet. And while it's not quite rape, she enjoys rough sex, even to an extent where I can... pretty much just use her, so in a sense it's not that far from a rape. (Of course it's still far but hey, it's closer than 'normal' sex.)