So, peeps are probably tired of these boring ol' break up threads. Well tough shit. I just pretty much broke up with my girlfriend, she just seemed cold and distant the last few days, after we had an argument and everything seemed fine, well as much as I thought that, apparently it was not. When I confronted her about it, she said nothing, everything's okay. And it happens every fucking time, I ask her what's wrong and she says nothing, then everything comes up over text, so as you can imagine same shit happens every time we have an argument, everything is okay in person even though she acts cold and distant then BAM over text after I leave that I am a scumbag boyfriend etc. I do not deny the fact that I was a scumbag boyfriend on that occassion, I mean for fucks sake, I skimped out of bed to stay up all night to play Runescape for god sake. I admit my mistake, and therefore have quit it, so that counts as an attempt to rempent right? When there are people who kill others, but as long as they confess its kay.

So yeah, I packed my shit, went out and left. But the main problem is: this was my first relationship, and unfortunately I went all in in terms of feelings, so in the end, here I am, heartbroken and fucked up with a bottle of whisky, so I was wondering, what is your best way to deal with a breakup and why? Bitches aside of course, because I really do not feel like bitches at all at the moment.

Jim, Jack and Johnny are the best of friends sometimes

Solid advice, that at my current state of mind makes no sense whatsoever.

I think your problem is that RuneScape sucks. If you had sneaked out of bed to play a manly game like Halo 4 she may have come down after you and pleasured you while you owned noobs on XBL!

Let this man's tale of woe be a lessen to all you PC gamers out there!

I bet he doesn't even lift.

Allow yourself to be sad. Be sad, full-on, for a weak or two. Let it happen. Cry. Maybe play some games or something to kill time, but be sad. But also give a deadline when you have to stop. If you feel OK, make it a week, if it's tougher make it two or a month.

Then, when the deadline comes, add things back to your life. Hang out with friends. Do some things that maybe were tough to do when you were with her.

At this stage start to check out other girls. Not sleep with them, as that will make it worse. If you were really into your GF, no one will live up to her for a little while, so screwing whores will only make you feel pathetic. But do look at hot girls. There are so many in the world. Go to a mall, surf online...I don't find porn good, but check out Chive.com or other sites with lots of pretty, normal girls.

Then, when you're ready, go out and have fun and meet new girls and enjoy the chase.

I would only mix in alcohol after at least stage one. Alcohol is a depresant, so adding it to sadness will make you feel like garbage. Only drink when you're ready to be excited about meeting someone new and all the potential hot tail in the world.

food+video games is the best cure. also maybe some sports

Jesus, don't even start on Runescape, I don't even know why I played that piece of shit game. Honestly, I haven't touched it since '07 but since they've made a rehash of the 07 I just got hooked on it : and that shall forever be marked as a downfall of the century and possibly one of the worst choice I've made in my life since deciding to go to University?

How about some depressing music, alcohol & video games for the next few days? Seem plausible?

sure, if you want to sit on your ass all day about to cry. here is the thing dude, what happened happened. you either have the fuck it attitude or you make yourself misrable, its your call actually, and you are pretty much the only one who is going to be affected by it