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One of the best game characters ever, but I guess we won't see him again :P



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IIIIITHE1IIIII said:
Conker has defeated a terminator haystack, a singing shit monster, a squirrel Dracula and Heinrich the xenomorph. Additionally, he swam through sewer waste, fed a rat until it exploded, pissed on fire monsters, rode a dinosaur to kill cavemen fighters and a giant and survived the D-day.

And he is a fucking squirrel. Kratos is a bitch in comparison.


FUCK YEAH!!! I mean kratos only slays gods and titans he is no match for a squirrel!!!! 



pezus said:
Damn Nintendo for killing this game/franchise. I heard the Xbox port was far worse than the original. Why do people say that? Is it censored?


Because people are retarded.  I bought the original for N64 and I bought the Xbox version.  There are a couple of swear words that are censored and one or two jokes that got messed up (like changing Conker's glass of milk from the movie "A Clockwork Orange" to a chalice).  People  Gamers make a big deal out of nothing.  The Xbox version is awesome and is still to this day one of the most played games in my house.  I'd post a pic of them side by side if I'm not too lazy to dig out my N64 cart.



think-man said:
IIIIITHE1IIIII said:
Conker has defeated a terminator haystack, a singing shit monster, a squirrel Dracula and Heinrich the xenomorph. Additionally, he swam through sewer waste, fed a rat until it exploded, pissed on fire monsters, rode a dinosaur to kill cavemen fighters and a giant and survived the D-day.

And he is a fucking squirrel. Kratos is a bitch in comparison.


FUCK YEAH!!! I mean kratos only slays gods and titans he is no match for a squirrel!!!! 

As long as Conker doesn't fall more than a few feet.  We all know squirell die if they fall more than ten feet.



conker better wit the ladies? kratos has threesomes like every game!



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d21lewis said:
think-man said:
IIIIITHE1IIIII said:
Conker has defeated a terminator haystack, a singing shit monster, a squirrel Dracula and Heinrich the xenomorph. Additionally, he swam through sewer waste, fed a rat until it exploded, pissed on fire monsters, rode a dinosaur to kill cavemen fighters and a giant and survived the D-day.

And he is a fucking squirrel. Kratos is a bitch in comparison.


FUCK YEAH!!! I mean kratos only slays gods and titans he is no match for a squirrel!!!! 

As long as Conker doesn't fall more than a few feet.  We all know squirell die if they fall more than ten feet.

So basically he can't fall off a height higher than the height of kratos lol



pezus said:
Damn Nintendo for killing this game/franchise. I heard the Xbox port was far worse than the original. Why do people say that? Is it censored?


According to gamespot and other reviews the XB version is better and i agree soley because the graphics was much better and the multiplayer was amazing.  Watch the gamespot review




       

Who is Conker?



I agree with the OP, Kratos is no match for Conker.
We need a sequel, Rare!



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RolStoppable said:
JayWood2010 said:
pezus said:
Damn Nintendo for killing this game/franchise. I heard the Xbox port was far worse than the original. Why do people say that? Is it censored?

According to gamespot and other reviews the XB version is better and i agree soley because the graphics was much better and the multiplayer was amazing.  Watch the gamespot review

The game was censored to make it better suited for the generally younger Xbox audience though.


I'm aware of this but I'd take better graphics with multiplayer over a few censored sentences that didnt even change the game or story