Kratos would lose 1vs1 against Conker

[think-man]

d21lewis said:

think-man said:

IIIIITHE1IIIII said:
Conker has defeated a terminator haystack, a singing shit monster, a squirrel Dracula and Heinrich the xenomorph. Additionally, he swam through sewer waste, fed a rat until it exploded, pissed on fire monsters, rode a dinosaur to kill cavemen fighters and a giant and survived the D-day.

And he is a fucking squirrel. Kratos is a bitch in comparison.

FUCK YEAH!!! I mean kratos only slays gods and titans he is no match for a squirrel!!!! 

As long as Conker doesn't fall more than a few feet.  We all know squirell die if they fall more than ten feet.

So basically he can't fall off a height higher than the height of kratos lol