Let's get real for a moment.  Kratos is an angry dude and he kills everything in his path.  Well today I'm going to go ahead and stop you before you say anything because Conker would easily beat Kratos 1 vs 1.

First off Conker is cuter.  I mean let's just compare smiles

Conker's Badass Mischevious Smile



Kratos's smile




Now I know Kratos looks pretty damn sexy in that picture but I'm going to give the upper hand to Conker.  That is 1 - 0 Conker.

For the second challenge we are going to consider how good they are with the ladies.  Now it is no secret that Kratos has a little fun with the ladies but wait one moment there batman! Conker goes beyond just ladies, he gets flowers with bouncy things!

Just look at this sexy beast!



Now as far as I'm concerned, interacial is a big deal so it looks like Conker one upped Kratos again making this 2-0 Conker.

Lastly the fight.  Now we know Kratos is a complete badass and Kratos would probably demolish poor little Conker :( But really who could hurt this face?



That's right nobody!  Even Kratos wouldn't be able to hurt this adorable little guy and bam 3-0 Conker without a scratch.  The god killer.



Bring back Conker MIcrosoft and Rare!

Conker would lose in sales :D

Team Conkerdomination!

I've honestly never heard of this Conker.

Good luck Conker :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEQc8n-844k

Oh yeah!


Now tell me which one is braver XP

Hahaha I remember that fight haha good times when I was young.

I'm pretty sure that Kratos, being a Greek guy, would just turn Conker into this:

Conker has defeated a terminator haystack, a singing shit monster, a squirrel Dracula and Heinrich the xenomorph. Additionally, he swam through sewer waste, fed a rat until it exploded, pissed on fire monsters, rode a dinosaur to kill cavemen fighters and a giant and survived the D-day.

And he is a fucking squirrel. Kratos is a bitch in comparison.