Let's get real for a moment. Kratos is an angry dude and he kills everything in his path. Well today I'm going to go ahead and stop you before you say anything because Conker would easily beat Kratos 1 vs 1.
First off Conker is cuter. I mean let's just compare smiles
Conker's Badass Mischevious Smile
Kratos's smile
Now I know Kratos looks pretty damn sexy in that picture but I'm going to give the upper hand to Conker. That is 1 - 0 Conker.
For the second challenge we are going to consider how good they are with the ladies. Now it is no secret that Kratos has a little fun with the ladies but wait one moment there batman! Conker goes beyond just ladies, he gets flowers with bouncy things!
Just look at this sexy beast!
Now as far as I'm concerned, interacial is a big deal so it looks like Conker one upped Kratos again making this 2-0 Conker.
Lastly the fight. Now we know Kratos is a complete badass and Kratos would probably demolish poor little Conker :( But really who could hurt this face?
That's right nobody! Even Kratos wouldn't be able to hurt this adorable little guy and bam 3-0 Conker without a scratch. The god killer.
Bring back Conker MIcrosoft and Rare!
