Awww I see it.

How about this: "With Kinect your are the tool, Microsoft's tool. Now dance puppet, dance!"

nintendo suck?

It would be more shocking if you say:

"Would you kindly keep buying Microsoft's products?"

If you get the reference, don't tell me that isn't mindblowing. The greatest stealth troll ever.

No, I don't get.

Ever played the first Bioshock?

WOOOOOWW

Got it now? xD

No fucking clue.  I'm not a good at stealth troll.

so it means don't buy them? lol or Kill them?

This is spoilerish, but I've already tell you too much:

"Would you kindly" was a catchphrase the antagonist of the game - Atlas - used against you, the player. It made you become his slave, and anything that was ordered while saying the words made you do them against your will. Thing is, you aren't aware of this fact (you keep helping the dude because you're some kind of good person) until very late in the game, on which Andrew Ryan proves to you that you're merely a slave that don't have free will. Everytime he says "Would you Kindly" you're forced to do so. So if you want to troll, you can do something like Microsoft: "Would you kindly buy our products, dear consumers?".