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Kaz sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers!!!



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BaldrSkies said:
NintendoPie said:
BaldrSkies said:
Oh god not the facts meme again. Just go back to Chuck Norris, it was funnier back then!

Chuck Norris jokes were never funny, never.


Note the bold text and that I did not say it was actually funny. It's merely a comparative statement, and a critique on the degeneration of the meme over time, all in one.

Well I still dis-agree. Some of these in here are quite funny.



Fact: Kaz Hirai was born December 22, 1960.



UltimateUnknown said:
kain_kusanagi said:
Metallicube said:
He once traveled back in ancient Japan using the power of Cell so he could fight a giant enemy crab


Wow! Did he attack the weak point for massive damage?

Indeed he managed to accomplish such an amazing feat by performing real time weapon changing, which is still to be mastered by any human being or fictional character.

The PS4 conference will be based on a famous conference which actually took place in ancient Japan.



Fact: Kaz Hirai is actually a calamity that fell from the sky years ago, he once went by the name Jenova.



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Metallicube said:
He once traveled back in ancient Japan using the power of Cell so he could fight a giant enemy crab

See, everyone laughed, but little did they know that giant enemy crabs did once exist.  Until Kaz killed them all.

@OP

A piece of Kaz's brain is used to power every Cell processor.  Even after 74M+ sold, he is still the smartest man alive.



Fact: When Kaz goes for a swim he does not get wet, the water gets Kazzed.



FACT: Kazi is the best thing since all was created.



Fact: Is going to revolutionize gaming as we know it :D