We all know Kaz Hirai. Some would say he's a CEO. Most would say he's a God. He was among us since the beggining. His word made Ridge Racer come to life. His prowess made the PS3 cost five hundred and ninety nine dollars, and his wisdom brought us real time weapon change.  So, in the end, the truth is that we all love him. We praise him. But what do we really know about him? Probably a lot. It's time to put some facts on the table. It's time to put KAZ HIRAI FACTS on the table!

FACT:

1. The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Kaz Hirai holding a PS Move.

Now, people with Kazvatars and believers, post your facts!

2.) Kaz Hirai is actually a demon sent by the devil to secretly convert us all to Satanism with his good looks and amazing charm.

Fact: He was not born as a man.

Oh god not the facts meme again. Just go back to Chuck Norris, it was funnier back then!

Kaz puts a piece of himself in every Playstation product.

Fact: He once exclaimed "Riiiiiiiiidge Racerrrrr!" expecting it to impress.

Eww. He put his penis in my Playstations. Now I have to burn them.

The thermal paste on every CELL is actually Kaz's smegma.

I got 99 problems but Kaz ain't one.

Fact: One day, Kaz Hirai ejaculated on a priceless diamond. Nine months later, the diamond transformed and a Playstation 4 was formed.