I just joined a prison pen pal program and got matched up with some semi-cute lady from my home state.  Mabey if I send her some ramen and doritos, I'll get a few pubic hairs sent in a letter. 

Cool?

Good luck. You'll know it's serious if she sends you her shank.

This is who i'm gonna be corresponding with, hope that she's not a penis cutter

http://www.writeaprisoner.com/Template.aspx?i=z-y43218

She's in there for burglary. She probably wants to steal your jewels.

I dunno, the people that do that for love or find themselves a wife are losers, i'm just in it to hopefully have some batsh!t crazy letters to show off

That's kind of disrespectful.

You've all been played. He's the one in jail.

Someone didn't read the thread :P

What did I miss?

lol, I meant that I'm going to be writing to prisoners, you can't voluntarily join a prison anyway unless you're talking about raping or killing somebody.