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Are you a Virgin?

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zippy on 30 January 2013

I lost my virginity 20 years ago, guess im showing my age now.....im still very capable ( so the wife says)



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burninmylight on 30 January 2013
toadslayer72 said:
sethnintendo said:
burninmylight said:


With all the irresponsible unprotected sex I used to have, it's a wonder the worse thing I've ever caught is some minor STD that doesn't really effect males and only gives women a few bumps around the vagina. It even goes away on it's own eventually. :D But when you have a Q-Tip shoved up your urethra by Nurse Jackie and scream like a bitch at the top of your lungs while stomping holes in the floor, you never forget that feeling and learn to wrap it up.

The small q tip test is gone for testing for gonorrhea/chlamydia.  You can now piss in a cup and they can test your urine for those two.  Last time I had a one nighter (wrapped it up) and went to the public clinic I was pleasantly surprised to just have to piss and draw blood.  Somehow I never caught anything yet and the fear of STDs is great whenever I have one night encounters even with protection (pretty much why I stopped doing that).


Fuck man, I did that Q-Tip test twice, the though of it still hurts. I'm actually a little pissed that you irresponsible young guys don't have to deal with that these days. Luckily I never caught anything either.

It's been about three or four years since I had that Q-Tip shoved so callously into my penis, but I remember it like it was yesterday. They should keep that kind of testing to encourage mofo's like me to always wrap it up. I can see some guys being into that sort of thing though.



TheDarkShape on 30 January 2013

Not for about a decade now.



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toadslayer72 on 30 January 2013
burninmylight said:
toadslayer72 said:
sethnintendo said:
burninmylight said:


With all the irresponsible unprotected sex I used to have, it's a wonder the worse thing I've ever caught is some minor STD that doesn't really effect males and only gives women a few bumps around the vagina. It even goes away on it's own eventually. :D But when you have a Q-Tip shoved up your urethra by Nurse Jackie and scream like a bitch at the top of your lungs while stomping holes in the floor, you never forget that feeling and learn to wrap it up.

The small q tip test is gone for testing for gonorrhea/chlamydia.  You can now piss in a cup and they can test your urine for those two.  Last time I had a one nighter (wrapped it up) and went to the public clinic I was pleasantly surprised to just have to piss and draw blood.  Somehow I never caught anything yet and the fear of STDs is great whenever I have one night encounters even with protection (pretty much why I stopped doing that).


Fuck man, I did that Q-Tip test twice, the though of it still hurts. I'm actually a little pissed that you irresponsible young guys don't have to deal with that these days. Luckily I never caught anything either.

It's been about three or four years since I had that Q-Tip shoved so callously into my penis, but I remember it like it was yesterday. They should keep that kind of testing to encourage mofo's like me to always wrap it up. I can see some guys being into that sort of thing though.


Well it obviously isn't discouraging enough if the both of us had it done more than once. 



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sethnintendo on 31 January 2013
toadslayer72 said:
sethnintendo said:
burninmylight said:


With all the irresponsible unprotected sex I used to have, it's a wonder the worse thing I've ever caught is some minor STD that doesn't really effect males and only gives women a few bumps around the vagina. It even goes away on it's own eventually. :D But when you have a Q-Tip shoved up your urethra by Nurse Jackie and scream like a bitch at the top of your lungs while stomping holes in the floor, you never forget that feeling and learn to wrap it up.

The small q tip test is gone for testing for gonorrhea/chlamydia.  You can now piss in a cup and they can test your urine for those two.  Last time I had a one nighter (wrapped it up) and went to the public clinic I was pleasantly surprised to just have to piss and draw blood.  Somehow I never caught anything yet and the fear of STDs is great whenever I have one night encounters even with protection (pretty much why I stopped doing that).


Fuck man, I did that Q-Tip test twice, the though of it still hurts. I'm actually a little pissed that you irresponsible young guys don't have to deal with that these days. Luckily I never caught anything either.

Had the q tip test at least 4-5 times.  I only found out about the piss test being able to detect it on my last visit.  I tend to freak out and get tested a lot after one nighters a few years back.  So I've had my share of q tips stuck up my urethra.  I can still picture my stance and cringe face when preparing for insertion.



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toadslayer72 on 31 January 2013

I'm cringing right now!



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__XBrawlX__ on 31 January 2013

^Same... That sounds terrible :/



 

 

 

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Scisca on 02 February 2013

I feel for you guys. Can't imagine what it feels like and quite frankly, don't even want to...



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Hawk on 08 February 2013
Andrespetmonkey said:
Hawk said:
I have three children. I am probably not a virgin

You could be a donor, or have good aim.


I guess thats true.  But I went the fun route



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Hawk on 08 February 2013
NintendoPie said:
Hawk said:
I have three children. I am probably not a virgin

Off Topic: When I was reading older threads I remember seeing you post in quite a lot of them. Are you making a comeback?


Maybe a slow comeback  8).  I am curious how many people I'd recognize are still around.



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