Are you a Virgin?

[burninmylight]

toadslayer72 said:

sethnintendo said:

burninmylight said:

With all the irresponsible unprotected sex I used to have, it's a wonder the worse thing I've ever caught is some minor STD that doesn't really effect males and only gives women a few bumps around the vagina. It even goes away on it's own eventually. :D But when you have a Q-Tip shoved up your urethra by Nurse Jackie and scream like a bitch at the top of your lungs while stomping holes in the floor, you never forget that feeling and learn to wrap it up.

The small q tip test is gone for testing for gonorrhea/chlamydia.  You can now piss in a cup and they can test your urine for those two.  Last time I had a one nighter (wrapped it up) and went to the public clinic I was pleasantly surprised to just have to piss and draw blood.  Somehow I never caught anything yet and the fear of STDs is great whenever I have one night encounters even with protection (pretty much why I stopped doing that).

Fuck man, I did that Q-Tip test twice, the though of it still hurts. I'm actually a little pissed that you irresponsible young guys don't have to deal with that these days. Luckily I never caught anything either.

It's been about three or four years since I had that Q-Tip shoved so callously into my penis, but I remember it like it was yesterday. They should keep that kind of testing to encourage mofo's like me to always wrap it up. I can see some guys being into that sort of thing though.