Kid Icarus should be a private investigator game. I can see it now...
In between facing foes on a celestial level, Pit descends to earth to help those in need and take celestial vengeance to the streets as none other than Ki Dicarus, private dick extraordinaire. Ki must face foes mundane, not mythical, as he solves case after case. Our ace private eye's adventures will involve hunting down the most ruthless criminals of the most vile slums of the US: New Jersey and Illinois (the whole state). For once our private detective's weapons will not include a magical bow but rather the cold steel justice that only a Colt .45 is capable of dealing. His friends are few however very loyal. As he tackles scum of all sizes and shapes he will be routinely contacted with new cases from Ena Tulap known on the streets as E-Lap and at his side is his trusty girl Aphro E. Dite or Froey for short. However, rumor has it that the nepharious and dastardly Sam Due has an eye on our grim gumshoe.
Can Ki Dicarus survive his trip into the sleezy underbelly of sin and sinfulness of Illinois and evade the mercurious machinations of the slimiest slumlord to ever slither through the streets of infamy?
Pit of Kid Icarus starring in
Kid Icarus 2
The Adventures of Ki Dicarus Private Dick
Coming soon to a Wii near you.