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If you could/can fellate yourself, would you?

Yes, and I would swallow. 35 28.93%
 
Yes, but I would spit. 5 4.13%
 
Yes. 19 15.70%
 
Maybe. I'm curious. 10 8.26%
 
I don't know. Kind of l... 8 6.61%
 
No! 15 12.40%
 
No. That's what women are for. 28 23.14%
 
Total:120
toadslayer72 on 30 October 2012
Adinnieken said:
the2real4mafol said:
Adinnieken said:
the2real4mafol said:
Adinnieken said:
the2real4mafol said:
What does fellate even mean?

It means to perform oral sex on yourself.  Ergo insert your penis into your cake hole (mouth).

It is the verb to fellatio. 

Now i know what it is, no i wouldn't do that. I don't know how that's possible though!

I wouldn't recommend that someone who's less than 6" try it, honestly.

To even think of it! 

Why the revulsion?

Semen is protein, fructose (sugar), water, citric acid, with some enzymes, lipids, and other components.  Each load is about 7 calories.  The worst you'll experience consuming your own is a slightly less acidic stomach (i.e. you'll burp).

If you're not dirty and you wash regularly, the worst you'll taste is a slightly salty skin.

You'll actually encounter more bacteria eating out a vagina than you would your own cock.  I'm not saying don't do either, but if you find your cock so revolting, what do you think a girl's going to think of it?    


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the2real4mafol on 31 October 2012
Adinnieken said:
the2real4mafol said:
Adinnieken said:
the2real4mafol said:
Adinnieken said:
the2real4mafol said:
What does fellate even mean?

It means to perform oral sex on yourself.  Ergo insert your penis into your cake hole (mouth).

It is the verb to fellatio. 

Now i know what it is, no i wouldn't do that. I don't know how that's possible though!

I wouldn't recommend that someone who's less than 6" try it, honestly.

To even think of it! 

Why the revulsion?

Semen is protein, fructose (sugar), water, citric acid, with some enzymes, lipids, and other components.  Each load is about 7 calories.  The worst you'll experience consuming your own is a slightly less acidic stomach (i.e. you'll burp).

If you're not dirty and you wash regularly, the worst you'll taste is a slightly salty skin.

You'll actually encounter more bacteria eating out a vagina than you would your own cock.  I'm not saying don't do either, but if you find your cock so revolting, what do you think a girl's going to think of it?    

I don't know, it's just seems strange that i would do that myself



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fedfed on 20 December 2012

no thanks



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MoHasanie on 20 December 2012

I chose "No. That's what women are for.".
The sounds gross since the penis seems like such a dirty thing to put in my mouth.



    

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