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DanneSandin said:
sethnintendo said:
DanneSandin said:
Playing while crapping; every gamers dream!!


Just remember that your legs might be asleep if you sit on the pot for too long.  I would have to stand up and wait a few times after playing long sessions on GBA, DS, 3DS in the bathroom.  I almost fell over once due to both legs not functioning properly.  I expect a warning label will be included in the user manual.

haha that's hilarious! Nintendo's so getting sued :D

That's why the battery only last 3 hours. To avoid that.



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perfect! the bathroom is next to the room I will be placing my WiiU in! now you can play horror games without shitting your pants as you will be in the bathroom ready for it!



    R.I.P Mr Iwata :'(

milkyjoe said:
I'm pretty sure that I'd be able to do this if I wanted given where the console will be placed and where the nearest bathroom is.

I'm not sure why I'd ever want to though...


Being able to poop on Birdo and Tingle at least once in your life?   

 



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JEMC said:
spurgeonryan said:
I hope not because then I will lose my tapping time. Wiill wii U put online porn out of business? :0

Since WiiU has an internet browser, it could actually make the p0rn business stronger. And make WiiU the perfect console for teenagers.

OT. It's not the first time that Nintendo makes a controller that allows you to play your home console from your bathroom. The Wavebird did it and Nintendo advertised it.

 

That was a pretty good ad.  I actually loved my Wavebirds even though they lacked rumble.  I didn't mind the lack of rumble one bit.  Anyways, I have a weird story that led me to purchasing 4 Wavebirds.  When I first got the GCN my wired controllers would mess up on the yellow c stick and the b (red button) would get stuck a lot or not function properly (it would get jammed down in there).  I thought perhaps it was dirty hands or played too hard on them during Smash.  I would make my friends wash their hands and tell them to be gently on them.  Well, that didn't matter because I sent my wired controllers (4 of them) back to them at least 2 or 3 times.  They either replaced them or opened them up and didn't find anything wrong with them.  Easy to tell the c stick is messed up because on Melee character select screen if it is messed up then it will tilt the screen to whatever side the c stick is "held down" on (unplugging and plugging the controller back in did nothing to fix the c stick).  I believe I got one Wavebird during all this mess and after awhile I realized that it never fucked up on the b button or c stick.  I thought it was weird that I experienced so much trouble with the wired controllers yet the Wavebirds never messed up.  I sent an email to Nintendo stating all my issues and that whatever they do for their next system make sure their damn controllers worked.  So I got Nintendo to focus on controls more and the Wiimote was born.  I hope you liked my shitty story...



Who would want to play in the bathroom anyway?



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RenderMonk said:
Who would want to play in the bathroom anyway?

I wouldn't want to...but, aparently some people do :P



JEMC said:
spurgeonryan said:
I hope not because then I will lose my tapping time. Wiill wii U put online porn out of business? :0

Since WiiU has an internet browser, it could actually make the p0rn business stronger. And make WiiU the perfect console for teenagers.

OT. It's not the first time that Nintendo makes a controller that allows you to play your home console from your bathroom. The Wavebird did it and Nintendo advertised it.

They actually advertised it like that?!



Now I finally realized why they chose the name Wii U...

What sound do you usually make when you smell something disgusting? It usually comes out like Wii U.



@sethnintendo: So they made the wiimote because of you... lol

Nice story.

@TheKingofRedLions: I don't know. I've seen that add several times on the web, but I'm not sure if they actually used it. But why not? It shows what it can do, it's not offensive and it is funny. It's a very good add.



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JEMC said:
DanneSandin said:
sethnintendo said:
DanneSandin said:
Playing while crapping; every gamers dream!!


Just remember that your legs might be asleep if you sit on the pot for too long.  I would have to stand up and wait a few times after playing long sessions on GBA, DS, 3DS in the bathroom.  I almost fell over once due to both legs not functioning properly.  I expect a warning label will be included in the user manual.

haha that's hilarious! Nintendo's so getting sued :D

That's why the battery only last 3 hours. To avoid that.

oh they smart!!



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