Tomorrow Mitt Romney is coming to Tidewater Community College in Chesapeake. Hopefully being a student will give me a chance to meet him and shake his hand. What are some tips to accutally accomplishing this and not being another nobody in the background.

Moon him!

Romney actually was at one of my town's parks couple of weeks ago. I didn't bother to go check it out, though.

Try to look "professional", a future "job creator" without leaving the impression of being a "stiff".

tell him hes a clown

tell him to go slap himself on live tv.

First, try to actually get near him. Then, try to make eye contact near the end of his talk (I'm guessing he's talking.) Lastly, move towards him to shake his hand... I don't think it's too hard.

If there's a Q/A session after his talk, randomly yell out that you are pregnant with his baby.

If there is no Q/A session, do it during his talk.

That will get you the attention you need. The rest I leave to you.

Dress like a bum and tell him that you were better off 4 years ago than you are now. You will then star in a political ad.

Yell "you lie!" at one of his talking points.

Tell him to fix your schools education since it seems your English teachers have failed you.