Bah! Forgot all about the no sexual jokes-rule. I was wondering where all the other immature porn jokes were, that picture was practically begging for one.

Black Woman: You're telling me there is a sailboat in that picture?
Asian guy: Look, it's right there.  Just cross your eyes until you see it.
Asian woman: It just looks like a bunch of colorful swirls.
White woman: I see something.  What's that Firefox tab, "Slutty Office Gangbangs", all about?
Asian Guy: Uh...um...that's for research.

Nope, I couldn't resist.

Guy: And this is our courtyard, with our beautiful garden. Right honey?

Blonde: Aha.

Black Woman: You do the gardening?

Guy: Oh, no! We have hired someone. He's very capable.

Blonde thinking: Mmmh, yes he is...

Asian: What are those 2 doi... oh fcuk!

The faces and gestures fit perfectly with this. At first I thought your "Aha" meant *laughs*, but she's actually saying yeah in a way that matches her face XD. Good job, you are spared from the sex-rule on this ;)

Yee haw!

Asian guy: OK team, we're going to run trap counter 42 gray.

Blonde:  Good play.   They've been in cover 2 all game.

Black woman: But what about the middle linebacker dropping into coverage?  

Asian women: Huh?  Isn't this our budget report?

Nothing Like a good cold icecream cone on a warm summer day.

I have way too many so I'll just make a few with _____ in between them.

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Nun: I go to buy my ice cream and that bastard is playing my guitar. And he's out of tune.

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Nun: Not bad.  Not bad at all.  These new maxi-pads from Always really do hold the leaks.

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Nun: I'll give you boys my ice cream if you play Stairway To Heaven.

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Nun: Good God, my son.  Even Little Wayne can play better than that.

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Guitarist 1: *singing* I Wanna Rock.

Nun: Ooh, Twisted Sister.

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Nun: It's so beautiful, I'm going to cry.

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Nun: Oh hell yeah.  Time to break out my Fender Stratocaster and put these punk bitches in their place.

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Nun: Aren't those the two boys that father Johnson used to take into his office after mass?

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Nun: Nylon strings?   Noobs.

Good stuff Viper, you're on a roll. :)