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How do we feel about this?

Oh fuuuuuuuck! 15 22.39%
 
Oh shiiiiiiiiiiit! 3 4.48%
 
Meh. I already have a penis. 25 37.31%
 
d21lewis is hoarding all the penis. 23 34.33%
 
Total:66

Its all that estrogen in the water supply. No fooling.



ǝןdɯıs ʇı dǝǝʞ oʇ ǝʞıן ı ʍouʞ noʎ 

Ask me about being an elitist jerk

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Seriously I dont see why anyone would complain considering the fact that alot of them lose a piece of their penis when being little (circumcision)

:)



Found out about my penis hoard, eh?



d21lewis said:
Found out about my penis hoard, eh?


 

I know your evil plan of building a dickship with your penis hoard!



badgenome said:

Italian Study Shows Male Genitalia Is Shrinking

The study’s leaders claim to have bona fide research that says the average size of a penis is roughly 10 percent smaller than it was 50 years ago.

 


To be fair, for years many questioned the veracity of the Italian genitalia size.  If you look at studies regarding male genitalia, for some reason Italy is always much larger than the rest of Europe.  I think they just may have the actual factual data rather than fudged numbers.



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I blame the switch from the English Standard system to the Metric system. That explains why the US refuses to switch. We still have bigger penises!!!



badgenome said:

Italian Study Shows Male Genitalia Is Shrinking

PHILADELPHIA (CBS) – If size matters, male private parts are shrinking, according to a new Italian study on sexuality.

The study’s leaders claim to have bona fide research that says the average size of a penis is roughly 10 percent smaller than it was 50 years ago.

The study doesn’t say how the research was conducted or give numbers. But it does provide several reasons for the shrinkage, including: weight gain, stress, smoking and alcohol.

Researchers also say air pollution has also been shown to “negatively impact penis size.”

And suddenly 100% of men support the EPA.

Why does that guy have a fly on his face? I've seen that scene before, but i don't remember that there.



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There have been several studies to show this. As I understand it has to do with the plastics and plasticizers acting as estrogens (female hormones. ) Although, I wouldn't be surprised if pesticides are involved. Considering what they do to amphibians.

"Atrazine, one of the world's most widely used pesticides, wreaks havoc with the sex lives of adult male frogs, emasculating three-quarters of them and turning one in 10 into females, according to a new study by University of California, Berkeley, biologists."

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2010/03/100301151927.htm



 

Really not sure I see any point of Consol over PC's since Kinect, Wii and other alternative ways to play have been abandoned. 

Top 50 'most fun' game list coming soon!

 

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Mr Khan said:

And suddenly 100% of men support the EPA.

Why does that guy have a fly on his face? I've seen that scene before, but i don't remember that there.

I dunno, it's always been there. But I've learned that sometimes in order to appreciate a masterpiece of cinema you have to rewatch it multiple times to pick up on all the nuances.



Kantor said:
NiKKoM said:
sethnintendo said:
Just need to figure out a way to inject fat into penises.

Wait... are you saying having sex with fat chicks doesn't work? Your penis won't absorb their fat and grow bigger? damnit.. wasted 2 years.. this is the last time I listen to d21lewis!

Maybe we should ask makingmusic476. Though I'm not sure it applies to emo goth 12 year olds.

man wtf

*shakes fist at gnizmo and maxwellgt2000*