Well, gents. Our penises are vanishing.

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badgenome said:

Italian Study Shows Male Genitalia Is Shrinking

The study’s leaders claim to have bona fide research that says the average size of a penis is roughly 10 percent smaller than it was 50 years ago.

 

To be fair, for years many questioned the veracity of the Italian genitalia size.  If you look at studies regarding male genitalia, for some reason Italy is always much larger than the rest of Europe.  I think they just may have the actual factual data rather than fudged numbers.