Everyone loves a good conspiracy theory, and I have knowledge of a large number of them to share and discuss with you. Today we're looking at our very own VGChartz, and a discovery that may shock many of you. I believe that this site is being ruled by a secret society who control everything that happens. 

The Facts and Theories

- Being a site that deals with statistics, VGChartz is more likely than most to be affected by people who're looking to influence the numbers into their side's favour in the ongoing console war. At first glance, this would suggest that the majority of the VGChartz secret society are Nintendo fans, but there is almost without doubt a range of members.

- There are a large number of active users on VGChartz, but there are also a fair few that used to be active and now remain suspiciously absent. What happened to these users? These members could either be old members of the society, who've been banished for offending their sacred codes, or members so powerful that they're not allowed to post in fear of breaking their cover.

- Some members of the site consider other users "family" - ie. brothers or sons. Although this seems harmless at first glance, it's very possible that this is a hint to the order of the heirachy. Is NintendoPie being coached by RolStoppable and Amp316 to take over the society in the future?

- After much studying on the subject, I think I'm able to produce a fairly accurate list on who is involved in this secret society- the list may shock you, as they're people that are almost guaranteed to post in this very thr-plokuyjhybgrvefdcaxsWHAT'RE YOU DOING? GET OFF ME- DON'T DAMAGE THAT HAT THE TINFOIL IS EXPENSIVE - DON'T -NO-STAYBACK---

Did... Did they just assassinate Radishhead? NOOO!!! He was one of our most loyal pro-Nintendo mods! We have not experienced such a great loss in ages!


...The evidence is clear: People of vgchartz, we are at war. There is no doubt that ruthless Playstation supporters are behind all this. Possibly under Jay520's orders. The relative lack of new PS members is most probably Not because of PS fans converting to Nintendo or an aging console generation, but rather a new, more advanced recruiting system making all of their new members not appear on our radars. Add to this the "disappearances" of several old PS fans and the case is closed.

If we are to remain under a stable rule on this site, we must act swiftly and efficiently. Trust NO ONE but high profile users with a reputation of striving towards order, safety and greater good. We, the loyal users, must stick together unconditionally and at all times. For as soon as we leave the line, we may end up the same way as Radishhead. Whether he is captured, dead or God forbid: Tortured as we speak. Keep fighting the good fight, and do not let your guard down. Our site, no, our very existence as free members are at stake. And we must not hesitate to spend even our final breath maintaining the laws and order.


Know this, brothers and sisters: If we lose the accuracy of our software or hardware stats, the disloyal separatists have already won.

Maybe there is a mole infiltrated in the Nintendo ranks. Have you seen a Nintendo user with a suspicious non-Nintendo avatar?

Did... Did they just assassinate Radishhead? NOOO!!! He was one of our most loyal pro-Nintendo moderators! We have not experienced such a great loss in ages!

In ages...?

** IIIIITHE1IIIII is member since 14/01/12 **

How can you know that?

My God! You are one of them!!

There is a Vgchartz secret society. It is called The Vgchartz league of shadows. But I assure you Radishhead does not know who the members are.

How DARE YOU!? I have been a devoted Nintendo fan ever since I got here! Spending years learning all there is to be taught about these glorious chartz and all of its history.

The last thing we need right now is to be even more split, so hold it together!!

You have confessed in this same thread that you took part in a consipracy with d21! You are part of one of the conspiracies of this site: the Nintendo Conspiracy!

What's your purpose? Make everybody have mustaches like Mario? Forbid all the Mature games? Answer! Answer, goddammit!

And remember that I'm not one of yours. But I'm neither one of those Sony conspirators. I'm a videogames fan and if I have to, I'll fight all of you.

Call it conspiracy if you may, I call it justice!

For decades, Sonyn fans have infected gamers all over the world: Nintendo and SEGA fans alike. Making them abandon their dedicated video game consoles of choice in favor for the disgrace known as "Playstation". A brand name which spits on the very definition of gaming with all of its "multi-media functionality" and near third party monopoly. Killing SEGA (but not their legacy) in the process.

Luckily though, as we know, Nintendo made a comeback recently. Tearing all their defences apart, and forcing their fans to hide. Some even on this very site. They are highly skilled, I will give them that, manipulating our very own d21 to use his Vita for entertainment purposes rather than gaming justice. But they are scattered, and therefore weak.

We cannot allow them to mobilise their forces, for SEGA was only the beginning. Radishhead followed and even more will follow if we do not keep these savages in chess. You want to know what my purpose is? Peace. We cannot allow more people to fall prey to these sick freaks.