The Conspiracy Theory Thread: Is VGChartz being controlled by a secret society?

[JEMC]

IIIIITHE1IIIII said:

JEMC said:

IIIIITHE1IIIII said:

How DARE YOU!? I have been a devoted Nintendo fan ever since I got here! Spending years learning all there is to be taught about these glorious chartz and all of its history.

The last thing we need right now is to be even more split, so hold it together!!

You have confessed in this same thread that you took part in a consipracy with d21! You are part of one of the conspiracies of this site: the Nintendo Conspiracy!

What's your purpose? Make everybody have mustaches like Mario? Forbid all the Mature games? Answer! Answer, goddammit!

 

And remember that I'm not one of yours. But I'm neither one of those Sony conspirators. I'm a videogames fan and if I have to, I'll fight all of you.

Call it conspiracy if you may, I call it justice!

For decades, Sonyn fans have infected gamers all over the world: Nintendo and SEGA fans alike. Making them abandon their dedicated video game consoles of choice in favor for the disgrace known as "Playstation". A brand name which spits on the very definition of gaming with all of its "multi-media functionality" and near third party monopoly. Killing SEGA (but not their legacy) in the process.

Luckily though, as we know, Nintendo made a comeback recently. Tearing all their defences apart, and forcing their fans to hide. Some even on this very site. They are highly skilled, I will give them that, manipulating our very own d21 to use his Vita for entertainment purposes rather than gaming justice. But they are scattered, and therefore weak.

We cannot allow them to mobilise their forces, for SEGA was only the beginning. Radishhead followed and even more will follow if we do not keep these savages in chess. You want to know what my purpose is? Peace. We cannot allow more people to fall prey to these sick freaks.

You words remind me of a famous quote: "Si vis pacem, para bellum" or in other words, "If you want Peace, prepare for War".

And I'm not sure if that's the right approach. Remember: You get what you give (which btw, is a song that I like, a lot).