Strategyking92 said: I like them all.. it will be a hard pick.

I thought this one:

Strategyking92 - "Lord, when you created humanity, did you know sony fanboys would piss me off?"

was the best. It has that whole "Saul on the road to Damascus" kinda vibe.

In any case, it's up to you!

Even though then you put them altogether, I kinda sound like a redneck, I like the one you suggested.

How did you find them all anyway?

Reading through all your post history. Go to your profile and on the right side under "Recent Forum Activity" there's a link on the bottom that says "View all posts". I didn't think you sounded like a redneck, even if you might be from Tennessee. Maybe you're just focusing on the "hippy" comment. "Asshat" certainly doesn't make you sound like a redneck. Rocketpig uses that phrase regularly.

I never realized how boring my posts were.

Sweeet, I'm going with the animal crossing one thankyou v much

You must have read "The Terrible Secret of Animal Crossing". That's like the best web story/novella I've read. Some seriously twisted stuff.

I'm 12 for ten days....

So, do I get a birthday tag?

Hey, this is pretty cool :P Do you know if I can have one?

You have 19 posts.

You don't have enough posts to have a personality/tag on this site yet.

Yes. Thirteen of them.

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