George is hot.

I don't want no ass rabies u know.. 0.0

To help with a stealthy poo, i sometimes flush upon release thus covering any sound i maybe making

i actualy shit

I read the Bible for inspiration.

lol some people like stuff to go in while other stuff is heading out. I actually talked to my friend about this and she said no man no one would eat in the toilet and i told her i wouldn't be surprised if some do it and vualah here it is!

eww

before I used to read stuff but now I want to dump it and then get out. Sometimes I talk on the phone with my friend also in the toilet at the other end XP

He lost weight, he lost me.

My poos are way too quick for me to think of anything to do. 90% of the time done pooing before I finish peeing.

But I'll tell a couple of pooing stories.

Once I was really pooing myself, and my friend too, so we went to an empty public toilet together, and there were only two pooing cubicles, so we had a chat while we were pooing and hearing each others splashes. It was weird... I attribute to to experimentation as a teenager.

This other time I was at a party. We were playing a drinking game and everyone kept choosing me and I kept losing. In about 10 minutes I had drunk a whole bottle of vodka myself. I was OK for the next 10 minutes and then all the alcohol went to my mind at once and I passed out.
The rest of the story is from what my friend's told me because I don't remember anything, but looking at proof next day I trust them... So I started puking like crazy while passed out on the floor, and I was all covered in puke. My friends decided to take my clothes off (they were considerate enough to leave my boxers) because they were covered in vomit. Then I told them that I needed to poo badly. So they took me to the toilet all the way upstairs practically dragging me and let me in. Then, while I was pooing, I passed out again and I fell forward, hitting my nose against the radiator. I started nosebleeding a lot. So I was trying to manage the poo, vomit and nosebleed going on all at once (like that South Park ep.), but apparently failed miserable and the house, which I shared with my workmates, was a fucking disaster. Then next morning I had to wake up early to go to work and had to stand the looks full of hate and laughter while I had the biggest hangover of my life.

Fun times!

I used a squat toilet to take a dump once in Japan, after trying my damndest to avoid having to use one that way, it finally caught up to me at the Kinkakuji Temple (a literally gold-plated temple) in Kyoto.

I said "Adventure Time!" when i used it.

Whilst camping in the woods with friends we decided to fool around with peoples minds, we said we'd have a communal pooing area dig a little whole ect and squat.

When someone went off we would go round the back of the bushes with a shovel and slowly and gently put the shovel above the hole when they were done you quickly pull the shovel back and as if by magic we had created the forest of the phantom poo's