Yeah those pesky annoying flies always tend to want to fly into my face. But when I see one I just run to my momma screaming like a 5 year old girl.

I think its time for you to employ some spiders.

Gotta love those blue curtains with colourful.... things.

At first I thought that was a Sith cosplay, then I saw the flycatcher...

Get a flyswatter, it's easier to deal with them than with the flycatcher, unless you want to collect them.

If there are too many of them, tell your parents about your problem. If nobody in your family cares about it then open the door so the flies spread across the house, that way they'll do something.

And never turn on any light at night with the window open.

Get a electric racket or something to kill the flies.

I've got one of them too, but these things are about 1mm across maximum - I think they'd just go through the racket thing

If they are too small use an old newspaper, or somebody else's sandals.

share a bed with a woman of childbearing age, I remember hearing somewhere that if given a choice they would prefer a woman due to the iron levels in their bloodstream

Protection is the key!

Ooooh! How fancy! Which generation?