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I would kill all of those little bastards first!



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I would kill some Captain Crunch.



spurgeonryan said:
^ You are one sick person Mr. Wahahahaha! You drown them and then chop them to bits? No actual real life people that you want to chop up in a hotel bath tub?


Only if I can drink their blood after ripping out their lungs with bare hands... and I am allowed to "WAHAHAHA!!!" in the meantime...

than maybe dat iMdai guy... lulz... you don't know him...



I'd probably target two groups:

Criminals: I'd probably kill select criminals that piss me off.

Vulnerable families and girls: Murdering secluded families and girls in wide open and relatively empty rural areas is the way to go for for all serial killers, amirite?!



Justin Bieber, Lady GaGa & Overly religous people.

Oh and boy racers with their stupid loud exhausts and shitty cars!



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The stars of every tween sitcom on Disney and Nickelodeon.



Chris Brown



I was walking down along the street and I heard this voice saying, "Good evening, Mr. Dowd." Well, I turned around and here was this big six-foot rabbit leaning up against a lamp-post. Well, I thought nothing of that because when you've lived in a town as long as I've lived in this one, you get used to the fact that everybody knows your name.

spurgeonryan said:
Why badgenome? Icarly makes the world smile.

Because there's nothing better in life than making rich, attractive, desperately unfunny young kids cry and bleed... is what I'd say if I were a serial killer.

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All of those rappers and their stupid names. Including the guy who sung in the M$ conference last time.



 

 

 

 

 


Some serial killers, I guess. At least then I'd save some lives in the process.