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NiKKoM said:
ow and let me scare the shit out of you:

Brown Recluse Spider Bite: Nikki Perez Almost Blinded In Texas
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/13/brown-recluse-takes-ear_n_1342319.html

Thank God they didn't show the freaking bite! I would've thrown-up. :O===| (Ryan's Throw-Up Face.)



So that is how they call it now? A "spider"? :p



Nintendo is selling their IPs to Microsoft and this is true because:

http://gamrconnect.vgchartz.com/thread.php?id=221391&page=1

$150 is nothing compared to losing part of your eyesight. Those are small, but nasty spiders. It can lead to infection and self spreading 'dead zones.'

I was bit by it's cousin, the desert recluse spider and it wasn't that much fun. I did get better after about 6 weeks - then I actually did start catching falling things, but fortunately I do not feel the need to wear spandex and run around attacking people.



 

Really not sure I see any point of Consol over PC's since Kinect, Wii and other alternative ways to play have been abandoned. 

Top 50 'most fun' game list coming soon!

 

Tell me a funny joke!

spurgeonryan said:
AbbathTheGrim said:
So that is how they call it now? A "spider"? :p


I had my mouth open, but its aim is shit! Next time I see him I am going to RolStomp his ass!



RolStomping his ass? Does that increase accuracy? lol



Nintendo is selling their IPs to Microsoft and this is true because:

http://gamrconnect.vgchartz.com/thread.php?id=221391&page=1

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Andrespetmonkey said:
VGKing said:
Uh.....spider-web isn't sperm....

Imagine humans made traps out of cum...

o.o

they do! it's called children!



“It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grams a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be reduced to twenty grams a week. Was it possible that they could swallow that, after only twenty-four hours? Yes, they swallowed it.”

- George Orwell, ‘1984’

You should rub some salt and lemon in it to disinfect it.



spurgeonryan said:
Panama said:
You should rub some salt and lemon in it to disinfect it.


I have actually put lemon juice in my eye before for pink eye. Worked with in hours.


Lemons have very underrated health benefits. Good for cataracts too. 



spurgeonryan said:
Panama said:
You should rub some salt and lemon in it to disinfect it.


I have actually put lemon juice in my eye before for pink eye. Worked with in hours.

So how'd you get pink eye? *looks at pezus*



Porcupine_I said:
Andrespetmonkey said:
VGKing said:
Uh.....spider-web isn't sperm....

Imagine humans made traps out of cum...

o.o

they do! it's called children!


Nice. I guess we do come out of cum traps.