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What is the weirdest fortune cookie writing that you have gotten in your life time?

I remember getting one that said its going to be a baby girl and I was eating at the time with my parents and we all like to share what we got in our cookies so it was pretty awkward lol.

 

What about you?



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"Don't give up on your marriage" ... I was 10... XD and not married.



  

Every exit is an entrance to new experiences.........



Before the PS3 everyone was nice to me :(


"Fuck this job"



"Today is a good day to get pregnant"



 

Face the future.. Gamecenter ID: nikkom_nl (oh no he didn't!!) 

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"The cookie was poison."

;)



"You will receive a fortune cookie."

~That's what it said :B



All of those are just awful and funny lol



After a day of shopping I picked up some Chinese food. Upon completing the meal I opened my fortune cookie and read:

"you are a man of great culture"

I laughed and slipped it into the case of the DVD I purchased earlier that day, Married... with Children: Season 1