For the first time ever in all the years I've been here, I've finally got a secret admirer. She's so cute. She made a fake profile just so she could hide her true identity while professing her love for me. Or maybe she's not a user here but through fate was destined to find my profile on here and see the true love we could share together.

Oh be still my heart!

Do you guys get secret-love posts often? I remember when they happened constantly back in the day. But I always felt left out that everyone but me got them. But not now! Now I'm special too!

http://gamrconnect.vgchartz.com/profile/17116/wfz/#content

She's just doing that to throw me off. I know I'm the one she really loves. I could feel the connection. It was the most brilliant spark that flew across my feet when I accidentally kicked my computer's power cord.

i even sang her a song on the wall!

She probably think thats you on your profile picture

Wow it sounds serious, have you guys set a date yet?

All I see is a link to your wall with spurgeonryan talking to you. I think you may be overreacting here.

If that was a confession of love, the man is a slut - and you're too good for that wfz.

I feel so proud of myself that I refused spurge's friend request before it was revealed he was a huge points whore.

You should send her your credit card number so she can buy something nice.

Well... she also likes boys... because she posted on my wall. Too bad she is a pedo.

Sounds like a in-the-closet bromance brewing in the near future, which this site seems to contain a lot of :)