MS engineers planned for XB720 a revolutionary bioelectronic design, ducktaping giant enemy crabs that could have provided computing power, motion feed-back and motion detection, but it won't be possible, as Sony hoarded all the giant enemy crabs, and Ninty all the ducktape!
Could they be greedier and fishier?

What the?

7,000 posts?

When I get that high, I'm going to make posts JUST like you!

This guy's a hero.

This is the kind of thing you'll never read about in the pro-Xbox gaming media.

I blame Ballmer's censorship and blackmail!

Some giant enemy crabs and squids are allergic to it, they can only tolerate ducktape! And Saab went bankrupt, there must be some link with you using the wrong tape!

Lobstrosities?

Do androids catch electric crabs? Sorry, just trying to get my post count up. I hate being a goombah. I'll assume M$ are fine. For now.

Indeed, but also very ecologic, if gamers grow fed-up of the systems, they can eat them instead of putting them to collect dust in a closet, or worse, to pollute environment in a landfill or i e-wast towns like Guiyu. 

The SEALS!!!! ; ;