No... fuck no.

Have you ever wanted to have sex with superchunk. :D

no.

ever been in a helicopter?

Yes, but not a flying one.
Have you ever thrown up in your mouth and think about swallowing it to avoid making a scene in public?

No...?

Have you ever bought a X360?

Yes about 4 of them.

Have you ever mistakenly called someones child the wrong sex? As in, "oh she's so cute, looks just like you" and the parent is like, " he's not a she".

@ Radishhead, it's true, actually multiple times.

Of course I have. I've gotten better at that sort of identification though. Getting to the age where friends and family are having kids, so it's a necessity!

Have you ever watched or played something to its entirety that you hated, just so you could justify your hate in conversation, etc.

Wow, that's a good one and yes. The movie End of Days. My brother in law was hyping it up and as I watched it with my wife, I realized the only reason I was still going was so that I could bitch about it and talk shit to her about it and her brother.

Have you ever acted really offended by something a woman you were interested in was telling you about her ex just to win her favor even though it's something you would do or have done yourself or thought was cool or funny?

No sir, not that I can think of

Have you ever gone on the two-finger diet (forced yourself to puke by sticking your fingers down your throat)? I only did because I felt sick and knew I was going to puke later anyways, so I did it to speed things up.

Yes, when I'm drunk, feeling like shit and I know I'm gonna puke sooner or later, it's a good thing and after that you feel better :)

Have you ever been on TV?

No. I live on an island far away from any sign of intelligent life If a video camera is nearby it's probably from history channel.

Have you ever participated in this thread?