No



Have you ever nearly missed a flight because you were having a dump?

I don't understand this. First gross that you have plaque, floss your teeth, second how can you smell it? Isn't plaque way between, or behind your teeth, and if present, how do you get something so small out of your mouth in a specific place? You can't spit it onto something, and I would imagine it's too small to grab. Even at the dentist, they make you wash it out with water, so how do you smell it?

onto the question:

No, but I have taken a few massive dumps at airports post flight.

Have you ever driven a car under the influence of drugs not including alcohol or caffeine (powders, pills, funky herbs)?

No, I don't drive nor would I do drugs.

Have you ever visited outside of your country?

Nope stuck in Canada

Have you ever spent more then $500 on gaming in one purchase

Yes, PS3 back when it was $649 (in Canada)

Have you ever been to Stockholm?

Ha ha, I almost don't wanna reply because of how perplexed/appalled  you are about the whole thing but here goes. Scraped plaque off of teeth with funky long cut off toe nail, removed from mouth,brought to nose, sniffed. Here's the better part, I like the way it smells.

@ Marks question

No

Have you ever been to a gay bar as a straight man?

 yes, I have. Actually gay-bars are good places to find wild girls :9

Have you ever won any raffle?

I'm more curious now. When you scrape it off your teeth, do you need a peice of paper in your mouth to catch the plaque? I mean if it falls on your tounge, I assume it would be hard to pick off/dissolve.

A lot of effort to satisfy a curiousity. What does it smell like?

Not really, but I did find $100 US on the floor in Disney World as a 6 year old kid, and I have won minor lottories and never come out of a casino without more money then I came in with.

Have you ever seen one of your friends naked (and if so, why? For me it was accident).