No, but i have had "medicine" as they call it stuffed up my ass while i screamed in pain.... This was when i was 8 or 9.

Have you ever jumped off a moving bus and landed on your ass in front of a football (soccer) ground full of "macho" men who all pointed there fingers at you and laughed like mad men >_

Who hasn't!

Have you ever cleaned up dog puke or sick mucus laden dog shit?

sure, I had a dog years ago.

have you ever caressed a guinea pid?

Uhh, no.

Have you ever been on a plane next to a girl who gave you a boner? Hoozah

Yes! It was my girlfriend (I know now you're disappointed) :p

Have you ever seen a dog eat a big sausage, swallowing it at once,not a single bite. then throw up the whole sausage and eat it again?

no but my former neighbours dog died because he swallowed a whole sausage and couldn't breath anymore :(

have you ever bitten in the nipple of a striptease dancer when she came to you to put the dollar from your mouth between her breasts? lol i did it i was very drunken and i'm happy that she didn't start to rage. i think the bouncer would have killed me

haha nah I've been to the titty bar a couple times, but it's just a waste of money getting lap dances IMO

Have you ever seen Bruce Springsteen live? He's amazing!

No, I haven't...

Have you ever been on a cruiseship on vacation?

Yes sir, twice in my life. Once to the Bahamas, and once to various destinations in the Baltic Sea.

Have you ever passed a course with exactly a 50%?

Nope

Have you ever shot a gun?