No, thankfully not! I did for a bit longer than most kids I think, but not into the teens.

Have you ever dove into the shallow end of a pool (I'm a badass!)

Yep!

Have you ever rode a roller coaster (the same one) 10 times in a row?

Yes I have (ouch :( )

Edit: To NinPie's question, also: yes

Have you ever had sex in the sea (ocean)?

No but someone else here has had sex with themselves in the ocean. Water is actually a shitty lubricant for flesh on flesh activities, I was never big on water sex. Maybe salt water is better?

Have you ever pissed on someones' car?

No, how rude! :)

Have you ever accidentally pissed on your own belt?

hahaha yeah I have

Have you ever walked downstairs and your dick was hangin out of that stupid hole that some boxers have? Luckily this happened when I was young (like 10 or something) and only my mom saw.

Yes. I think if you wear boxers, it's a given that this will happen.


Have you ever gotten your dick pinched by your zipper? Ouch.

No, I think the balls would be affected first?

Have you ever shit in your pants after trying to fart too hard?

Lol, really? I guess it depends on your technique. I tend not to take out the entirety of my genitalia when taking a piss in public. I just take my cock out through my zipper. But it is funny to visualize the whole package squeezing out of the zipper.

OT: No not a full on shit but definitely a little squirt.

Have you ever introduced a girl to a vibrator?

No, not at this point in time.

Have you ever had to use an enema?