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Forums - General Discussion - I gotta fight a fat guy in a few hours. Goodbye. UPDATE: Never underestimate fat guys.

So you up sweatin' tomorrow?

You still gonna throw down?

If you don't login tomorrow, can we assume you lost?

Have you considered showing up to the fight wearing a helmet and tights?



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Ask a friend to record the fight will ya?



I bet the fight will fizzle. you will both do circles saying to each other throw the first fight and no one will) then it will end.

alternatively you will fight till your both bleeding ad become good mates lol.

It would appear the advice has been covered well.

I know you said you are going to keep it clean, but be prepared if his friends (assuming they come to watch) turn on you during the fight, you will have to attack them in places you said you wouldn't go for to try to get them down in one hit, This happens more than you think, others getting involved.



 

 

This reminds me of a fight i saw between two guys a few years ago. It was awful and the gayest fight i ever seen basically they were hugging each other the whole fight.



 

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Honestly, if 'honor' were really something to be had - you would have lost it by making this into such a spectacle. I mean seriously, think about it. You're childish for letting words escalate to violence (with poorly constructed insults at that). Every person on this board offering you fighting tips and goading you on is doing you a disservice.

You are clearly a misguided, foolish, juvenile, buffoon with so little life experience that you allow some ill-conceived and warped sense of self-proclaimed 'honor' dictate your actions.

Seek counseling.



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dtekdahl00 said:
Honestly, if 'honor' were really something to be had - you would have lost it by making this into such a spectacle. I mean seriously, think about it. You're childish for letting words escalate to violence (with poorly constructed insults at that). Every person on this board offering you fighting tips and goading you on is doing you a disservice.

You are clearly a misguided, foolish, juvenile, buffoon with so little life experience that you allow some ill-conceived and warped sense of self-proclaimed 'honor' dictate your actions.

Seek counseling.


I wish I could have put it that way. Well said!

The online spectacle/attention whoring and the encouragement on other people's part, are probably the worst part of it all.



NintendoPie said:
Jay520 said:
Guys, it is not Saturday in my area. It's Friday. The battle has not commenced yet.

Oh... it starts on Sunday? You still have time to escape to North Korea! RUN!!!

Wait, why would you escape TO North Korea? Almost anywhere is better than that! Jay needs to get his arse to the fruit section of a supermarket, tubby mc-fat-fat will never find him there. 



Jay520 said:
kain_kusanagi said:


No it isn't. I'm sure you know that if you got caught fighting at school you could get in serious trouble and even expelled. If the cops caught you fighting you could be arrested. The reason for harsh punishment for fighting is because it's wrong and you shouldn't do it.

You do not have the right to harm another person. It's called assault and it's against the law. You have the right to defend yourself, but only when other means of avoiding conflict are not available.

I don't care if your are in highschool or not. Grow up, don't fight, and be the better man. Make the other guy look like the fool for wanting to fight because it's the dumbest way to solve anything. Fighting doesn't solve anything by the way and you both could get seriously hurt. Even if you win you will have failed one of life's trials.



That's why I'm not going to get caught figting at school. We will meet at a private location within our neighborhood. The cops will not find me. The reason for harsh punushment for fighting is because it usually leads to permanent injures, death, and/or future conflicts. None of these will be a problem with my fight.

I never said I had a right to harm another person. I Know that fighting is illegal. Sometimes we gotta do illegal things in our lives. The law is not without flaws.

Fighting proves who is the more dominant member of the community. No one will get seriously hurt. Life's trials? What the hell are Life's trials?

hell no... most of the time stupid idiots who never made something of their life would win a fight against people who made something of their life. people from "bad schools" will be easily better fighters on average than people from "high class schools" and you will tell me those idiots are the dominant people in our society? sry but they are nothing in our society only idiots who are strong in their arms (or fat because fat guys are strong as well most of the time)

what the hell does this have to do with dominance? they fail in everything else in our society, they have nothing to say, nobody will hear what they say, they will maybe work in a mall and sell socks anytime soon and the guy who you say "isn't as dominant" will make crazy construction and will be the manager of a huge hotel or so lol

who's dominating member in the community? the people who are clever not the people who have bigger arms.

i'm not saying strong people can't be clever, just that thugs who most of the times are stronger than the avergae person, aren't the dominant people inour community, they are exactly the opposite

or do you wish to tell me that, for example, people from the ghetto are dominating your country and not people like bill gates who would lose a fight even against a twelve ear old?

and for me, this kind of people dominate even when they are in highschool people calling them nerds. it just shows how low the other ones are. they think they are the greatest but just because they think so doesn't mean that it's the truth. in reality they are nothing.

your confidence has to be very low if you think you have to fight to be something in your community.



Jay520 said:
@Pony-lover17 No way man! If you're not going to put forth the effort to change your avatar, then I'm not going to waste my brain space to learn how to block them. Nor will I ignore it. As a man, I feel it is my duty to acknowledge and scorn any other man who is fascinated by ponies. Every time you post in my thread, you make me more and more bit irritated because you're girlying my thread up.

Gosh you are making me so angry! If I ever see you in the street, you better believe I would demolish your face RELENTLESSLY!

Everyone thinks you're so cool and manly right now.....

Girlying up your thread ? lol

Grow up dude...

And if you are capable of beating a so called taekwondo black belt why are you asking for advice in the first place.

I hope you get fucked up real bad for going into a stupid ass fight for no reason. I really do. It'll teach you a lesson about the stupidity of what you're about to do, since it seems that reasoning simply doesn't work with you.



So from what I understand your going to fight this guy to see who is tougher. Where I'm from the toughest guy in town get's forced to fight like every weekend because everyone wants to see if they could take him. Very few do and most get the shit kicked out of them because hes so huge.

So if this ends in your favor there's a possibility many more fights will come of this, are you prepared for that?