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I always thought the story where an iceberg takes down the unsinkable ship seemed a little fishy. But if they hit the moon at full speed, I can understand why they sank.



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Boutros said:
superchunk said:
Boutros said:
No it's my mom who farted and thus slightly changed the wind currents where I live which then became an exponential change around where the Titanic sunk and it moved the iceberg in the boat's path.

She's also responsible for global warming you know. That very same fart. We never forgave her.


Why have your family not done the socially appropriate thing and sentanced her to death by snu-snu. That's the way I'd want to go.

Because my mom is not a man  -_-'

That doesn't mean she can't have the same penalty... but if you prefer a different penalty is justified so long as there is the same result.



forest-spirit said:

Evil behind the happy face. And more evil if Cameron choose to make Titanic 2 with the moon as the real villian.



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Pavolink said:

Evil behind the happy face. And more evil if Cameron choose to make Titanic 2 with the moon as the real villian.


As long as we get some titty shots with the help of the moon light.



sethnintendo said:
Pavolink said:

Evil behind the happy face. And more evil if Cameron choose to make Titanic 2 with the moon as the real villian.


As long as we get some titty shots with the help of the moon light.


That's pretty much the only reason I'd watch it.



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When the moon hits the tides, like a big pizza pie, that's a more pain...



sethnintendo said:
Pavolink said:

Evil behind the happy face. And more evil if Cameron choose to make Titanic 2 with the moon as the real villian.


As long as we get some titty shots with the help of the moon light.

What if this time you see rather than a woman a man?

I doubt you want to see DiCaprio naked. It will be the moon's fault.



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Pavolink said:
sethnintendo said:
Pavolink said:

Evil behind the happy face. And more evil if Cameron choose to make Titanic 2 with the moon as the real villian.


As long as we get some titty shots with the help of the moon light.

What if this time you see rather than a woman a man?

I doubt you want to see DiCaprio naked. It will be the moon's fault.

No but I wouldn't mind seeing Val Kilmer!  Oh wait...  Only if it was back in the movie Willow. 



Boutros said:
No it's my mom who farted and thus slightly changed the wind currents where I live which then became an exponential change around where the Titanic sunk and it moved the iceberg in the boat's path.

She's also responsible for global warming you know. That very same fart. We never forgave her.

A perfect example of chaos theory.



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