The Moon sunk the Titanic.

[superchunk]

Boutros said:

superchunk said:

Boutros said:
No it's my mom who farted and thus slightly changed the wind currents where I live which then became an exponential change around where the Titanic sunk and it moved the iceberg in the boat's path.

She's also responsible for global warming you know. That very same fart. We never forgave her.

Why have your family not done the socially appropriate thing and sentanced her to death by snu-snu. That's the way I'd want to go.

Because my mom is not a man  -_-'

That doesn't mean she can't have the same penalty... but if you prefer a different penalty is justified so long as there is the same result.