KFC is like sex - it feels good while you're doing it but afterwards you feel dirty....and your hands are sticky...

Take your butt to KFC. Driving 15 miles ain't jack ... I can remember driving an hour and half at 2 a.m. to hit up a Steak n Shake ...

Food is food - if you have a craving, feed it, son!

Popeyes is the way to go.

Yep. KFC seems really bland compared to Popeyes and Churches. 

 Now that IS worrying!

I would drive if I could but I can't heh, simple fact I don't know how to drive! :P Good thing that's one of this years aims!

Decided to give that recipe I found a go, I have some chicken defrosting right now and then I shall get to bizzinizz!

KFC use to have the best fries.... then they changed to those potato wedges

Shallow fry beer battered chicken breats strips, yum, then dip the strips in chilli salt :)

This is comming from a Chef, seriously, do it, do it.

Do it.

Beer Batter: Beer+ 1/2 Plain Flour 1/2 Self Raising, add flour till it is just past a ribbon stage. (Ribbon stage is just when you can pour the batter into itself that it takes a few seconds to blend in, hense you can write a letter in it before it blends)

Must let batter sit for an hour before usage.

Buy Chicken Breast, strip is long ways.

Shallow fry: Is when the oil reaches half way up the item you are cooking, resulting in you must flip the cooking chicken at stages.

Buy Chilli salt anywhere or just blend it up yourself like I do :D (Lotsa spicy herbs+Chilli flakes)

Oh yeah flour the chicken before dipping it in the batter.

Do it.

He dissapeared. Maybe he tried to fry it and something went wrong.

EDIT - oh no wait, he is alive... people here post fast even when cooking

 That sounds goooood.