I've read through this whole thing and here's what I get from it:
"360 has the game too and games the PS3 doesn't!" Check
"Halo 3!" Check
"1080p!" Check
"360 suxxors RRoD!" Check
"They fixed it this time, really!" Check
"PS3 is for watching movies!" Check
"Wii is more fun. Sales FTW!" Check
"GT5 isn't as good as Forza 2(despite that I've never played the game because it hasn't been released yet" Check
"Wii's only winning because of Price!" Check
"Xbox has good games NOW and LIVE, PS3 has Bluray, Wii only has cheap party games and no online!" Check
"360 isn't cheaper when you add all the features!" Check
"PS3 and 360 can stream media! Wii can't!" Check
"360 is still unreliable!" Check
"360 has more graphics power than PS3!" Check
"Wait. How is F2 > GT5? Not out yet" Check(thank god)
"consoles are for playing games! not watching movies! Get a Wii!" Check
"Halo 3 = 360 > PS3!" check
"Wii only has Wii sports!" check
"360 and PS3 are for lonely nerds in a basement!" Check
"PS3 can be a computer too! Linux!" Check
"Wii isn't just Wii Sports! Mario Galaxy!" check
"Wii is for peoplewith friends!" Check
"Wii isn't for real gamers!" Check
"women like Wii!" Check
If (this == normal) then (me = lol)