Ooops! Too late!

Granted, it has the most unbearable controls, makes people have seizures, and only gets a 97 because Nintendo paid them to give it that score.

I wish SSB for the Wii U came out this Holiday Season and was better than SSBB.

EDIT! GRRRR! Enrageorange. >_>

Granted, but Jack Thompson manages to get it outlawed in USA.

I wish Kotick died a horrible death involving a lawnmower.

Granted, but that lawnmower had a curse put on it that if it kills anything it would then have to give up it's own life for the person it killed.

I wish Jack Thompson managed to somehow forget who he was and what his purpose in life was before he managed to get SSB Wii U outlawed.

granted. It turns out he got those issues because he tried a demo of SSB Wii U and that is why it promptly got banned.

I wish I wasn't so bad at starcraft 2.

Granted, you are horrible at every other game that has come out or will come out.

I wish Pokemon Gray would be announced for the 3DS this year.

It gets announced this year... but the release date is June 7th, 2016.

I wish pokemon monsters didn't get more ridiculous looking with each passing gen.

Granted, you will be sung to sleep by Jigglypuff every night... and she'll do some other things... :|

I wish Pokemon Gray came out for the 3DS on August 27th of 2011 and was the best Pokemon ever, and would not be banned from America or any other country.

Granted, but the hype train for Skyrim proved too distracting for anyone to even notice its release.  Bombing at every retail outlet, the failure not only killed the Pokemon brand but weakened Nintendo's as well.  3rd parties became increasingly hesitant to release titles on it and the Vita quickly became the preferred alternative--with games 15$ more expensive on average than those on the 3DS.  Pachter has plenty to say on this subject.

I wish that the Call of Duty franchise sells exactly as many units as it deserves.