So I had a request to remake the thread from last year and I figured what the hell.  Was fun enough that I figure it'll be interesting to do again.  So here we go:

In this thread you are allowed to say absolutely anything about any console or game that you want without being moderated.  Would prefer if it was a funny joke but it doesn't have to be.  You can also post anything you want about anyone who posts in this thread, so realize that if you post you are fair game. 

some other ground rules:

1) Only things that will be moderated universally in this thread as they are outside it will be posting porn and spamming, everything else will have different rules.

2) Anyone who posts in the thread is fair game for being flamed (yes that includes me since I made the thread so please feel free).  Anyone who does not post in the thread cannot be flamed and you'll be moderated if you do so. 

3) No arguing in the thread, everyone gets to say their one liners, people who read them can laugh, but you can't start arguing about the legitimacy of someone's one liner.

4) This thread and its special rules are sanctioned, so moderators keep this in mind.  I will keep track of this thread as much as I can.

5) This is your one time and one thread this year you can get out anything you want if you follow the rules of acceptable targets, but once I close this thread all rules will be universal again. 

6) I'll lock this thread on February 9th so you have one week to go think of something to post.

Haven't thought about it enough to have a joke to start things out this year, sorry.  

So there you guys go, have at it and do your best to be more funny than mean.

Are you doing this useless troll trash again?
Who the hell requested it?

Anyway, I'm calling Carl

i don't generally have anything negative to say about the users (with one exception but he's good at his work and hasn't posted yet) on this site, so i doubt dis thread would be much use to me.

So if we post here we get flamed? Sounds good to me!  If only the term flamed meant lighting a fart on fire next to my face.

hey torillian. i fig that since i did review ur review of UC3 you should get the first crack at me. come on sucka. wat u got lol. i am a wall that won't budge and i'm the only mountain that can't be moved lol.

Sounds like fun!

Playing Skyrim is like taking a walk in a rainforest: for every step you take you get a bug in your face. In fact, it's so full of bugs that pet stores have begun selling it as reptile food.

Just for the record, morenoingrato didn't call me. I don't let people with shitty avatars have my number.
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On another note, I despise how VGChartz has removed tracking of the PS2. Fuck you, VGChartz. Fuck you and die. I was looking forward to seeing it outsell the Wii this Year. Now I need to find sonething new to bait Nintendo fans with >:(

priceless! this was so f'n funny, yet true lol.