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http://news.yahoo.com/women-mystery-british-physicist-hawking-135814776.html

The biggest mystery in the universe perplexing one of the world's best known scientists is -- women.

Damn, if he can't figure em out, there is no hope. How long has he been studying women?  What are his methods?  



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Everybody knows women cannot be figured out. You don't need a scientist to know that.



Women are perfectly easy to understand.



Damn it!

I was counting on my boy Hawk to figure out these strange beings for me!



LMAO

i can understand women are pretty easily so am i more intelligent than Steven hawking?



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Women want their way in everything, that's all it is.



JoeTheBro said:
Women want their way in everything, that's all it is.


This. Women want EVERYTHING.



Yeah, let's take advice on female psyche on a videogame forum...



Mummelmann said:
Yeah, let's take advice on female psyche on a videogame forum...

What's female? Is that a new console or something?



Coca-Cola said:

http://news.yahoo.com/women-mystery-british-physicist-hawking-135814776.html

The biggest mystery in the universe perplexing one of the world's best known scientists is -- women.

Damn, if he can't figure em out, there is no hope. How long has he been studying women?  What are his methods?  

Staring?



“It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grams a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be reduced to twenty grams a week. Was it possible that they could swallow that, after only twenty-four hours? Yes, they swallowed it.”

- George Orwell, ‘1984’