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NiKKoM on 03 December 2011

Well.... i didn't want to leak his secret.. but Santa is actually someone else the entire year besides those few days in December...  



 

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blkfish92 on 03 December 2011
sethnintendo said:
blkfish92 said:
He's a hell of a pimp, I've been with, "An elven escort" and it was great.


How much does Santa usually charge to be with one of his elves?  I'd probably pay top dollar for an Asian elf.


Prepare to pay quite the price to be naughty.



           

sethnintendo on 04 December 2011
blkfish92 said:
sethnintendo said:
blkfish92 said:
He's a hell of a pimp, I've been with, "An elven escort" and it was great.


How much does Santa usually charge to be with one of his elves?  I'd probably pay top dollar for an Asian elf.


Prepare to pay quite the price to be naughty.

Damn, I was thinking maybe I could bribe Santa with some gourmet cookies.



blkfish92 on 04 December 2011
sethnintendo said:
blkfish92 said:
sethnintendo said:
blkfish92 said:
He's a hell of a pimp, I've been with, "An elven escort" and it was great.


How much does Santa usually charge to be with one of his elves?  I'd probably pay top dollar for an Asian elf.


Prepare to pay quite the price to be naughty.

Damn, I was thinking maybe I could bribe Santa with some gourmet cookies.


Might work..



           

Level1Death on 04 December 2011

Post a pic of your ho ho ho boxers and I'll tell you.