Is Santa really a pimp?

[sethnintendo]

blkfish92 said:

sethnintendo said:

blkfish92 said:
He's a hell of a pimp, I've been with, "An elven escort" and it was great.

How much does Santa usually charge to be with one of his elves?  I'd probably pay top dollar for an Asian elf.

Prepare to pay quite the price to be naughty.

Damn, I was thinking maybe I could bribe Santa with some gourmet cookies.