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So, what do you think?

It was about time! 27 36.49%
 
This is dumb. 12 16.22%
 
HAhaha 10 13.51%
 
Too bad, he will be missed. 9 12.16%
 
He was a good analyst! 5 6.76%
 
The industry will suffer now that he is gone 11 14.86%
 
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NiKKoM on 22 November 2011

Analysts: Pachter resigns within 30 years.

Wedbush Securities analysts have spoken about when their own co worker Michael Pachter will resign from his position. We quoted their anaysts saying: "We are certain about the timeframe". Previous reports for Wedbush said "Some day" but their team has finally narrowed it down. Other sources are saying that they are already working on his succesor deciding between a dice, magic 8 ball and Paul III, son of the legendary World Cup octopus Paul.



 

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Marks on 22 November 2011

He's smarter than people give him credit for. He makes a lot of wrong predictions but at least he has the balls to make those predictions and put them on the internet.



amp316 on 23 November 2011
TruckOSaurus said:

In my mind, it would read something like this:

Pachter resigns

In a surprise move today, popular Wedbush Securities analyst Michael Pachter resigned from his position. The move comes a full two weeks after the analyst predicted he would one day move up to be the head of Wedbush. No news as to who will take his place but rumours have it that Magic Eight Ball and Ouija are strong contenders for the position, both of them having a similar success rate as Mr. Pachter in their predictions.


This is a great post.  I just wanted to point this out.



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miz1q2w3e on 23 November 2011

It wouldn't be the same without him, that's for sure

I don't want him to go, he's amusing and nice :)



TruckOSaurus on 23 November 2011
amp316 said:
TruckOSaurus said:

In my mind, it would read something like this:

Pachter resigns

In a surprise move today, popular Wedbush Securities analyst Michael Pachter resigned from his position. The move comes a full two weeks after the analyst predicted he would one day move up to be the head of Wedbush. No news as to who will take his place but rumours have it that Magic Eight Ball and Ouija are strong contenders for the position, both of them having a similar success rate as Mr. Pachter in their predictions.


This is a great post.  I just wanted to point this out.

This post pointing out the greatness of my post is great. In other words: thank you!



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