Congratulations, you've been patented, and are now being sold on the shelves!

However, in this health-and-safety obsessed society, it's important to display and dangerous or unusual qualities that you may have in the form of a warning label.

"Likely to trip over random objects"? "Likely to walk into glass doors"? Or something more inventive? 

Create your warning label now!

Warning: Level1Death has the potential to be a jackass. Since he's a coward, he'll pick on the handicapped instead of fully functional people. You'll be responsible for his actions. So be prepared if he ask a person in a wheelchair; Is this seat taken?

I'll have a little label in really tiny print right above my crotch area that would read:

"Caution! If you're this close, you might as well suck my ****."


Actually, I have a t-shirt that says that anyway. Used to wear it my freshman year of college and the only girl to take me up on the offer was ... a really fat chick in an organic chemistry lab back in 2006.

"Warning: Known problems with tantrums towards modern gaming."

"If swallowed, do not induce vomiting. Seek medical advice immediately."

Caution: area in front must be free for at least 15 inches.

It could be a nose.

Caution: May induce sleep.

"Warning: Dangerous cargo" or "Do not feed"

Warning: Has ultra-low self esteem, high risk of suicide