hatmoza on 15 November 2011
I'll have a little label in really tiny print right above my crotch area that would read:
"Caution! If you're this close, you might as well suck my ****."
Actually, I have a t-shirt that says that anyway. Used to wear it my freshman year of college and the only girl to take me up on the offer was ... a really fat chick in an organic chemistry lab back in 2006.
I am the black sheep 
"of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong."-Robert Anton Wilson
