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This thread is hillarious



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You should be happier if you got my friendship pal.



           

Bong Lover said:
yo_john117 said:
Mordred11 said:
yo_john117 said:
Very nice

Any updates yet on how the friendship is going?

Things aren't looking too good for Bong Lover.

It's been 11 hours already since ryan last hit his wall.

Oh damn. I'm so sorry Bong Lover :/

 

I think the best course of action now would be to start a group therapy club for all the people on this site who have had to suffer the hit and run nature of spurgeonryan's friendship. Remember Bong Lover, no matter how bad this makes you feel suicide is not a viable alternative.

 

This is a sad day for Vgchartz.


No hold on a minute there yo_john117!

It is true that so far my friendship with spurgeonryan is off to a slow start, but lets be honest here. It is only natural that the first days of a new relationship be a little awkward. I don't yet know much about our mutual friend, and I suspect I am still a bit of an unknown to him as well. It will take time.

To keep this from regressing into another gballzack incident I will attempt to engage spurgeonryan more directly in the forums. I am sure once we get to know eachother a little better we will be like two peas in a pod.

I hope it works out for you man, I really do!



axumblade said:
I remember when I was once the apple of spurgeonryan's eye. :(

There, there... you couldn't know he had bought a whole bunch of apples behind your back.



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ClassicGamingWizzz said:
spurgeonryan rapes and murder kittens as a hobbie,
just to let you know ...

No you have it totally wrong. That is Jay520.



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Wear a condom. I hear that kid spreads like peanut butter.



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This is too funny.. hahahahha



NiKKoM said:
spurgeonryan is such a whore....

That's why I like him.



blkfish92 said:
You should be happier if you got my friendship pal.


This is undoubtably true, but a friend request from you does not seem to be forthcoming.

I will continue to focus my attention on the people who acctually show an interest in being my friend, rather than chase the utopian dream of being found worthy of your friendship.



ClassicGamingWizzz said:
spurgeonryan rapes and murder kittens as a hobbie,
just to let you know ...


This is did NOT need to know