THE FINAL BATTLE.

For too long, these nature-dwelling, tree-hugging wimp - also known as the Elves - have been claiming that they are more popular in the realms of various fantasy than the hard-working, beer-drinking dwarven race.

We need to amass a new army - an army that can beat no other. We must prove once and for all that the power of the dwaves is something that should be feared across the land.

JOIN THE DWARVEN ARMY (unless you prefer elves, in which case prepare to be crushed! :K)

I don't like my women to have facial hair :/

It's a sacrifice that we have to make, I'm afraid

Elves for me - sorry, but elvish ethics seem to be much higher. Not to mention dwarven greed.

DWARVES!

Elves are just a bunch of arrogant, detatched, stick-up-the-ass, pointy-eared pussies. Dwarves would wreck their fucking shit and make them like it.

Dwarves all the way!

Dwarves are the Germans to the Elves' Ancient Greece. I'd rather have industry and kick ass then sit around all day discussing things (despite the fact that i personally live my life the Elvish way, all discussion no action...)

Actually, dwarves are Jews (industriousness + old school Hebrew military badassery + BEARDS) to the elves'... hippies, I suppose (useless + effete + shouldn't exist even in fiction).

Elves for sure.

Republicans dwarves are loud and obnoxious and always think they have the answers. ;)