I've been seeing a large amount of VGC users leaving ":P" at the end of their posts. What the fuck? When did that become an acceptable gesture during communication? I'll answer that question: It hasn't, and it never will. I promise, if you talk to any normal person, they will never randomly stick their tongue out at you. Under any circumstances, they won't do it. Not to be funny, not to get a point across, not even when on drugs- marijuana, heroin, crack, coccaine, Meth, Angel Dust, OCD, PCP, COD, you name it... people just don't do that sort of thing. They prefer to keep their tongue safely in their mouth- where it belongs.
So why do you do it, VGC? It's an unacceptable gesture in modern society, and, honestly, it's just plain creepy.
In fact, the only appropriate time for exposing your tongue is when hinting at initiating fellatio. Is that it, VGChartz? Fellatio? You trying to give that neck? Well, if that's the case, you should be direct and just assert that you would like to perform oral stimulation on my penis. I'm sure we could arrange a meeting at a set time, place, & other arrangements. You bring your tongue, I'll bring my penis(es)...BOOM! We get it done and move on with our lives. No need to waste prescious time, bandwidth, & saliva. Just let me know, and I'll find a way to meet your needs.
But if that's not the case and you don't want to stimulate my penis with your mouth, then what is it (Although I do recommend looking into the whole oral thing)? What's your reason?
Honestly, what's wrong with you people?
EDIT: Oh, and to all the comedians that think it'll be clever & witty to come to my thread and type ":P" just to be funny: FUCK YOU! I HATE YOUR FUCKING GUTS! YOU PREDICTABLE BASTARD! YOU ARE THE SOLE CAUSE OF GLOBAL WARMING AND AIDS OBESITY! I HOPE YOU WAKE UP DEAD TOMORROW YOU FUCKING SLUT! :P
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